51 shades: Because it's one shade better than...
I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in is fifty shades of fucked up. I’m supposed to be studying for my finals; my roommate, Kathleen, should be the one fussing with her hair in front of the mirror right now. read more
When a little kid draws something for you that is...
Reblog if every single fucking one of your...
i luv mormon vampires: Scientists baffled by 100... →
iluvmormonvampires: LOS ANGELES, USA / March 11, 2012 (ScienceNews) Top UK and US scientists are baffled by the appearance of a 100 pound leech attached to a British man. The man, who is not being named, is believed to have picked up the monstrosity somewhere in North America several years ago. “Its origins are…
sarfaticriss: ugh the worst feeling ever is when you have your period and you have to sneeze or you have been sitting down for a while and have to get up
That awkward moment when you know someone's status...
The Katbert Saga: Part 2
Dear Rob's publicist, summit, magazines,...
beefpattywitcheez: perfectpattinson: Why is that? Has it really been that long?
If someone watched me as I scroll down my dash... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: One minute I’m all: The next I’m like: SO TRUE Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
I had to search what cesspool is, because English...
I didn’t know that I was part of a cesspool. I know that you don’t give a fuck what so ever. But I am not a part of a cesspool. I am part of a group of people who is funny, debate the epic love, drool over Rob pics and post our opinion.
Learning to Breathe: What I need is for everyone... →
layna-lane: Stop telling people how to feel about things and how to react to things. Stop telling them they’re not a true fan if they do/don’t do this or that. Stop trying to control people’s opinions because, once again, they’re their opinions. You hate it when people tell you you can’t have an opinion about… Preach!
"I'm in "love" with someone I've never met" →
theannoyingskwid: Regular peoples’ reaction: Tumblr peoples’ reaction: Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
When I'm in the car with my mom after grocery... →
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Her: ”Can’t you wait until we get home?” Me: Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
When you try to have a cute laugh: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: EXPECTATION: REALITY: then everyone stares at you like: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard